老公不嫌多-小野猫你别逃-第二部 混乱的同居生活 85.赌输的严重后果

添加:12-09 发布:www.nn01tv.com

说起这件事情的原因,太上老君还觉得懊恼的要命!

本来在天庭里,他和玉皇大帝不算是一个系统的,所以也就没有什么上司下属的关系,不过所谓同行相轻在天界也是通用的,两位地位不分伯仲的神仙也互相存了些较劲的心思!

在仙界的七个多月以前,太上老君跟月老下棋的时候赢了,所以高兴地夸下海口说自己不仅仙力非凡,其它方面也是能力卓越的,比起那个平时没什么事情干的玉帝强多了,不管是天上人间没有他做不好的事情!可恰巧玉帝也闲着没事来串门,刚好听到了他的这段话,也就造成了两个人的之间一翻争吵!

最后玉帝使了一招激将法,如果老君能做好一天月老的工作,他就心甘情愿承认太上老君高他一等,从此以后对他俯首称臣!虽然太上老君也知道月老的工作其实并不简单,犹犹豫豫的没有马上答应,可是又听他说了一句:“你不敢赌吗?”他不肯服输的心里被激发了出来,也就狠下心来答应了!谁想到这月老的工作看着不简单,实际上哪只不简单而已,而且十分复杂繁琐,必须打起十二万分的精神才能不出任何差错!

可恨的是,他不过就是迷迷煳煳地打了个盹的功夫,怎么就出了这么大的一个差错呢?不知道怎么搞得,他把几个男娃娃的红线给缠在了一起,又把其中一个男娃娃的红线系在了一个女娃娃的身上。也不知道自己哪里来了这么大的力气,缠在一起的几根红线系得死死地,任他怎么解也解不开,气得他差点拿剪子把那几根红绳给剪断了,还是旁边忙着给别的姻缘系红线的红娘看到,连忙阻止了他才没铸成更大的错误!

就这样,太上老君不仅输了赌注,从此以后必须做玉皇大帝的跟班,而且还要自行弥补这次的错误,尽量让这段混乱的姻缘不会酿成大祸!

“那就是说,我是那个女娃娃,而他们是那些男娃娃?”听了穿着西装的太上老君一翻恳切的解释,希望算是听出了点眉目来了!“可是,那根做梦有什么关系呢?”

“那个,梦是我安排的!”红线已经系上拆不开了,所以唯一的办法就是让女娃娃真心诚意的接受这几个男人,这样才不会酿成什么人间悲剧,而他也算是错有错着!当然了,也只有他们五个人结为一妻多夫的夫妇,他才能有机会脱离玉皇大帝的跟班地位,回到跟他平起平坐的仙位!

因为怕她一下子接受不了四个男人,又因为仙册上写着的他们的姻缘到来日期是凡界的今年,所以他只能先安排他们在梦里先后相遇,最后再让他们的肉身见面。

“那……,为什么我的灵魂要脱离身体呢?”这点希望还是有些没明白!灵魂已经在梦里相遇了,肉身今年之内会见面了,那干嘛还让她来场灵魂出窍的戏码,搞得她都不知道梦里那个才是自己的灵魂,还是现在这个才是自己的灵魂了!

“呃……,这个嘛……”太上老君突然变得结结巴巴的,一副有难言之隐的样子,“那个……,因为你占用了其他人的姻缘,所以,所以要本来是要提前结束你的阳寿的……”

“就是说,我本来应该死去的?而是您救了我!”难不成是因为太上老君太好心,所以才挽救了她的生命,让她不会提前嗝掉了?

“是啊……”都是玉帝那家伙诚心想要拆他的台,所以就按照这种错误的日常处理办法,跟阎罗王下了工单,非要他们把希望的魂魄拘走。可一旦希望的阳寿真被结束了,他的错误也就真的不可挽回,他也就甭想恢复本来的地位,一辈子做玉帝的跟班了!这是他绝对不允许的!所以他只能在黑白无常赶到之前先把希望的留住,然后再回到仙界去等那早已躲去休假的玉帝,死皮赖脸地给他打电话让他早点回来,在他递交的《处理意见报告书》上签字之后,才急急忙忙的赶到凡间,想要把希望的灵魂给送回去!

不过,因为赶来的时间不太对,都忘记自己做了多久神仙的太上老君一不小心碰到了让他都觉得脸红心跳的事情,害他都在琢磨着要不要恢复本来地位后,要不要找个女神仙结为仙界夫妇呢!

“那,我现在回去的话,就不会有问题了是吗?”不管错误是谁的,反正她能回去了,而且不用付出生命,所以也算是一件好事了!

“可以是可以!但是你要记住,你一定要想尽办法劝这几个男人同意共同跟你结为夫妇,并且要在今年的农历腊月三十那天拜堂成亲,这样才算真正的留住了你的性命!否则,你就会魂飞魄散永不复生了,知道了吗?”这也是他为什么在这里,跟她浪费了一大筐的口水,主动讲明了事实承认了错误的原因!也只有他们在那天拜了天地,他才算是真正纠正了自己所犯的错误啊!

“这……,困难了点吧……”虽然在她的内心深处,对这个解决办法是十分的满意,可是那四个男人能同意吗?子俊和子安能共互相包容,可再加上另外两个的话,那就不是她能成功劝说的吧!

“我已经尽力挽救了,如果最后这一步做不到的话,你就会魂飞魄散永世不能轮回了呀!就算难度再大,你也要尽力啊!”太上老君激动地握住希望的手,非常诚恳的跟她说着。

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